Diabolical Shadowhunter who worships chaos. My creepiness is most daunting.
Jem: *enters the Institute* Daddy's home.
Church: *runs up to Jem* Meowwww
Jace: Who the hell are you?
Jem: *smiles sweetly* Your daddy's daddy's daddy's daddy's daddy's daddy's daddy's parabatai. *looks at Church affectionately* I see my baby missed me.
Isabelle: *mouth opened slightly* When did Brother Zachariah get hot?
Jem: I've always been hot, dear Lightwood child. *winks*
Isabelle: A... All this time?
Tessa: *opens door dramatically* Always.
Isabelle: Simon, grab your clothes and get out. I want a piece of ex-silent brother.
Tessa: Um... Sorry, he's mine, young one.
Isabelle: And who would this be? *gasps* you're FRIENDS with Brother Zachariah?!
Tessa: His name is JEM and he's mine. Now, back off.
Simon: I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy.
Alec: *walks to his bedroom* what the hell is goi... Oh... *blushes* When did...
Tessa: Stupid Lightworms.
Alec: *clears throat* You must be James *sticks hand out* what brings you to my room? *fangirling internally*
Jem: Please, call me Jem. *shakes hand* and this is where Church brought me.
Magnus: Hello, Jem. Good to see you looking yourself again.
Magnus: Not this again.
Jem: Should I leave?